fearless

Posted 3 days ago

nightlifemingus:

3words-to-remember:

nightlifemingus:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

I am so confused. Like is this the wrong gif paired with the text? or are you analyzing it as a sex gif or what i dont know.

it’s a joke. the joke is that there is an incongruity between the text, which is an actual description of a sex gif i have copied and pasted, and the actual image. the juxtaposition is humorous because it is unexpected and ridiculous; not only for the obvious lack of sex between pooh and his target, but also because of lines such as “[…] how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough.” this example is in direct opposition with the action of the .gif: pooh and the man are in the beginnings of a physical altercation, there is no intimacy here. they are looking at each other with fear on one end and aggression on the other, and if they were to be able to get “close enough,” it would lead pooh to strike this man with the bat. i hope this helps and that you are able to laugh at my joke. please laugh at my jokes.

45,754 notes - Posted 6 days ago

illestflow:

conceiited:

this happened to my ex the first time he drank after getting out of prison lolololol i felt so bad doe :/

this dumb bitch is just smiling for the camera. help the poor girl up wtf are you on

11,984 notes - Posted 6 days ago

illestflow:

let-loose-with-a-blade:

hanglooseandsurfon:

to-be-skinny-and-lovely:

kruzanbeauty:

thatkrunkkid:

unexcite:

having-wanderlust:

smoshtasticbro:

I tried to scroll over this..

we all tried…

its impossible to scroll over this

everyone
has
tried

i failed…

i watched this so many times before i pressed reblog

oh my gosh…….

forever reblogging

sorry not sorry

263,629 notes - Posted 6 days ago

lemme-holla-at-you:

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shitinonyouhoe:

sensxal-bliss:

freekahzoid:

itll-never-be-overr:

methturbate:

Rihanna doing business

RIIIIIIIHHHAANNNNAAA OMGAHH.

BANDS

:o

Yesss Rih rih!!

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lemme-holla-at-you:

Xx

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cuteassboys:

x

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lemme-holla-at-you:

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lemme-holla-at-you:

lustt-and-luxury:

ℓ&ℓ

Xx

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